Episode 3, Pig Boy (Miguel)

"Oh, what couldn't she do with that tail, Bro!" I was gearing up to tell a tale as tall as the brew, trying to decide which lie to tell first, pulling on the brew to give me time to kick my thoughts together. Ohh, but it's this stuff that has the kick! "Well . . ." I drawl, or slur. My thoughts seem to be hopping right out of my head and frolicking all over the bar. I manage to grab one thought by the feathered tail, and put all my attention onto animating her. "Well, so, are you…